Stranded - funny or not?

Question

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had a whisky?"

He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you had some real fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

Answer 1

ha ha the nineteenth hole.

Answer 2

hehehe, he's been on the island too long, he's delirious

star time

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Answer 3

10 years without real fun .............and what is he missing ................flipping golf............ what are men like?.
star for you definitely.and thnx for the laugh.lol,lol,lol.

Answer 4

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10

Answer 5

i postd that 1 b4............
so no
that was a rubbish teribbl teribbl joke................
only bcoz it was postd by U!!!
weirdo............
yup yup u

Answer 6

well theres six of us now
the scores on the boards say
5.4, 5.7, 5.7, 5.8, 5.0, 5.5
some peeps just aint got a sense of humour

Answer 7

If she had 2 golf balls in there then i doubt there would be much fun, now 2 footballs and you can have a whole lot of fun with that!

Answer 8

Not funny.

Answer 9

hahaha funny lol

Answer 10

lol!

Answer 11

? i get it sorta but can sum1 email me n explain it coz im still abit confuzld

Answer 12

that was pretty funny...star for yuou :)

Answer 13

FOUR .lol

Answer 14

Thats a good joke, but I've read funnier ones.

Answer 15

7 out of 10

Answer 16

well funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>star

Answer 17

lol funny

Answer 18

Lol! The man is so innocent! Lol!! Star for you. *

Answer 19

Looks like golf is the only thing he thinks of. hahaha